Saturday! Beautiful day! Gym, supermarket! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Pretty dogs on the street! Bark bark!

That is how I felt this morning. Nice, huh? I need to remind myself that this is what I was missing when I spent all the daylight hours of my weekends in bed.

On the downside, I think liquor companies are messing with my head. They are coming out with all this new shit. Sam Adams Light! Budweiser Red! I’m not sure I’ve ever chosen Budweiser when there were other options, but I want to know what this Red thing is all about. I’m most upset about the new vodka drinks like Skyy Blue. I think Stoli has one too. Everyone tells me, "It’s just malt liquor." What do you mean, "just" malt liquor?!? I love malt liquor. Malt liquor is the ultimate comfort food.

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